PRO-005 - The Wasp Attendant

Exits are everywhere. In the event of an emergency, the wasp will not help.

The Wasp Attendant (Vespa altitudinis) has been observed at altitude since commercial aviation began. She has delivered the safety demonstration 4,000 times. She is smiling. It means nothing.

This listing includes two print-ready A5 PDF cards — one greeting card ("exits are everywhere. in the event of an emergency, the wasp will not help.") and one blank version. CMYK, 300dpi, ready to print.

For the frequent flyer, the hospitality worker who has had enough, or anyone who smiles professionally while thinking something else entirely.

The Plumfolly Professionals - a deadpan field guide to the professionals among us.

$8.00 AUD · Digital download · Instant delivery

Includes: PRO-005-WaspFlightAttendant-A (greeting) + PRO-005-WaspFlightAttendant-B (blank)